Ramblings of a Lovable Madman
More ridiculous things said by more ridiculous people

“Have you read the bible?
“No, but I’ve seen the movie”
- Mangala


“Hey do you want a sandwich?”
“Sure dad, Thanks!”
“Oh I was talking to the dog”
- Me and my dad 

“Why go through all the trouble to hit each other with sticks? Why don’t you just call me up and I can just knock you senseless”
-Our family’s Mechanic, he doesn’t seem to understand sparring practice… 

“You just don’t get it… You JUST don’t get it…You just DON”T get it…YOU just don’t get it… You just don’t GET IT…”

-Josh

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Hahhahahha this made me laugh so hard! Those poor kids!!! Hahahhahah

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iamdonald:

If I found out these two are married I will die of adorableness.

I want a girlfriend I can do this with.
Turning 23, how odd…

I’ve decided 23 sounds much cooler then 22. this will be a good year. I like this number, 24… will be okay, but I like the sound of 25. I guess I gotta thing for the odd numbers. The even numbers just seem like they’d be ho hum years full of simply normal occurances, while all the fun wild things happen on the odd years. I guess I just like callling em odd years. Right now my lil sister is trying to shove a wooden spoon covered in icing down my throught, shouting: “Take it Devon, Take it!!” Let it be said that I fought valiantly but failed. My face is now covered in icing. Its white and vanillay and has waaay to much sugar. She though just tripped and almost fell face first into my cake, this year is starting up quite nicely I must say. I’m also apparently getting mooned at on skype, wow. Well off to enjoy the wonderfullness that is a birthday when the only reason all your friends are not in a psych ward is that they keep on breaking out. Love you guys!!! This birthday shall be glorious!!!

Charge of the Heavy Brigade - Lord Alfred Tennyson

(One of my absolute favorite poems of all time)

The Charge Of The Heavy Brigade At Balaclava


October 25, 1854

I.

The charge of the gallant three hundred, the Heavy Brigade!
Down the hill, down the hill, thousands of Russians,
Thousands of horsemen, drew to the valley–and stay’d;
For Scarlett and Scarlett’s three hundred were riding by
When the points of the Russian lances arose in the sky;
And he call’d, ‘Left wheel into line!’ and they wheel’d and obey’d.
Then he look’d at the host that had halted he knew not why,
And he turn’d half round, and he bade his trumpeter sound
To the charge, and he rode on ahead, as he waved his blade
To the gallant three hundred whose glory will never die–
‘Follow,’ and up the hill, up the hill, up the hill,
Follow’d the Heavy Brigade.

II.

The trumpet, the gallop, the charge, and the might of the fight!
Thousands of horsemen had gather’d there on the height,
With a wing push’d out to the left and a wing to the right,
And who shall escape if they close? but he dash’d up alone
Thro’ the great gray slope of men,
Sway’d his sabre, and held his own
Like an Englishman there and then.
All in a moment follow’d with force
Three that were next in their fiery course,
Wedged themselves in between horse and horse,
Fought for their lives in the narrow gap they had made–
Four amid thousands! and up the hill, up the hill,
Gallopt the gallant three hundred, the Heavy Brigade.

III.

Fell like a cannon-shot,
Burst like a thunderbolt,
Crash’d like a hurricane,
Broke thro’ the mass from below,
Drove thro’ the midst of the foe,
Plunged up and down, to and fro,
Rode flashing blow upon blow,
Brave Inniskillens and Greys
Whirling their sabres in circles of light!
And some of us, all in amaze,
Who were held for a while from the fight,
And were only standing at gaze,
When the dark-muffled Russian crowd
Folded its wings from the left and the right,
And roll’d them around like a cloud,–
O, mad for the charge and the battle were we,
When our own good redcoats sank from sight,
Like drops of blood in a dark-gray sea,
And we turn’d to each other, whispering, all dismay’d,
‘Lost are the gallant three hundred of Scarlett’s Brigade!’

IV.

‘Lost one and all’ were the words
Mutter’d in our dismay;
But they rode like victors and lords
Thro’ the forest of lances and swords
In the heart of the Russian hordes,
They rode, or they stood at bay–
Struck with the sword-hand and slew,
Down with the bridle-hand drew
The foe from the saddle and threw
Underfoot there in the fray–
Ranged like a storm or stood like a rock
In the wave of a stormy day;
Till suddenly shock upon shock
Stagger’d the mass from without,
Drove it in wild disarray,
For our men gallopt up with a cheer and a shout,
And the foeman surged, and waver’d, and reel’d
Up the hill, up the hill, up the hill, out of the field,
And over the brow and away.

V.

Glory to each and to all, and the charge that they made!
Glory to all the three hundred, and all the Brigade!

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Bronson got hammered for his birthday. (Taken with instagram)

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Bronson got hammered for his birthday. (Taken with instagram)

He who fails to plan is planning to fail.
Winston Churchill (via iamgiovanny)
I think there mite be an uprising acuring amongst my fruit.

I think there mite be an uprising acuring amongst my fruit.

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